San Andreas

Nobody expected a revolutionary cliché-free contribution to the genre, not even from Warner Bros. The same goes for Emmerichian wit and insight. The characters are fine, unlike those in last year’s Into the Storm, and better than those in Poseidon. So, overall it’s an alright movie, a display of decent craft without errors and surprises. (27/05/2015)

It's actually awful bollocks, but Dwayne Johnson is a likeable guy, Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario are very nice to look at, and there's always something going on. Sometimes that's all I need. (29/08/2015)

The Rock is cool, no doubt about it. Otherwise, this is just a bunch of terrible, boring clichés, dull dialogue, amateurish acting and overwrought CGI; just everything I hate so heartily about the current mass production of the dream factory. And three people wrote the script for this? This shows that some professions in Hollywood are even easier than receiving welfare. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Emmerich! (27/08/2015)

The Americans tend to shoot a disaster movie once in a while, cry their eyes out and show Americanism in its harshest form. And they usually take down Los Angeles or San Francisco. It lies on two tectonic plates, so it’s strongly fitting for a similar movie. For many decades now. Fortunately, San Andreas doesn’t deviate from the standard and performs solid popcorn entertainment, which is supported by Hulk Dwayne and solid CGI. It’s almost a surprise that a similarly tuned movie wasn’t made by Emmerich, but by the talented Peyton instead, because he massacred the surroundings very well. (05/07/2016)

The surprise appeared where I absolutely did not expect it. San Andreas does have some nonsense and clichés, but that can be forgiven because in terms of special effects and atmosphere this is a very good disaster blockbuster and I can't think of a better one off the top of my head. The pace of the film is incredible, you are breathless during the action scenes and you just enjoy it, there is even a decent amount of panic, chaos, anarchy, and for a PG 13 film it is even quite rough, Alexandra Daddario is also a triumph with her divine breasts (I wish she'd gotten an Academy Award for them), the occasional light humour is a delight, and the biggest surprise of all is the final touching sequence, where everyone in the cinema was pulling out their handkerchiefs. Super recommended. PS: the Apple product placement is unmissable :D 80% (30/05/2015)