Directed by:
James BusheScreenplay:
Richard Lee O'DonnellCinematography:
Gerard Giorgi-CollComposer:
Juan IglesiasCast:
Darren Sean Enright, Richard Lee O'Donnell, Zara Phythian, Mingus Johnston, Lee Charles, Alex Zane, Jon Vangdal Aamaas, Jessica-Jane Stafford, Phill Martin (more)VOD (3)
Plots(1)
Ah, carpets! Those woolen or mohair rugs which welcome your bare feet so comfortably… It generates all kinds of fuzzy feelings, but of course, these things have to be sold as well. And apparently, business isn’t exactly booming with British carpet retailers. When Cupid Carpets (what’s in a name?) are given a new assignment, the manager jumps at it as a horny hound at a bitch in heat. Unsuspectingly he sends his team to a remote country house, the home of an amiable matron and her sons, all of whom are ugly as sin. They don’t receive a lot of visitors as they’re in the habit of literally throwing themselves at their guests. It takes a while before the carpet fitters put two and two together, but when they finally realize they’re dealing with degenerate man-eaters, the countdown has already started… (Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival)
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Cannibals and Carpet Fitters
Music from the Motion Picture
Label: Quantum
Year: 2019
Format: digital
Length: 59:36
1. | Never Work On An Empty Stomach | Juan Iglesias | 03:25 |
2. | Picnic Campers | Juan Iglesias | 03:53 |
3. | An Unexpected Dinner Guest | Juan Iglesias | 02:12 |
4. | Bring On The Menu | Juan Iglesias | 01:10 |
5. | "Underlay Fillet" - Leonardo Rossetti | 04:17 | |
6. | Tasha La Carte | Juan Iglesias | 03:41 |
7. | Packed Lunch | Juan Iglesias | 01:43 |
8. | Everything Tastes Like Chicken | Juan Iglesias | 03:16 |
9. | The Main Course | Juan Iglesias | 05:21 |
10. | Crumbs In The Bed | Juan Iglesias | 01:43 |
11. | Under The Rug | Juan Iglesias | 02:23 |
12. | Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth | Juan Iglesias | 02:18 |
13. | Take Away | Juan Iglesias | 03:18 |
14. | Missing Ingredients | Juan Iglesias | 01:23 |
15. | The Carpet Fitter's Apprentice | Juan Iglesias | 02:24 |
16. | Dean's Drive Thru | Juan Iglesias | 01:48 |
17. | All You Can Eat Buffet | Juan Iglesias | 02:59 |
18. | Master Chef: The Final | Juan Iglesias | 04:09 |
19. | Carpet Fitters Don't Cry | Juan Iglesias | 04:27 |
20. | "I Want To Take You Out To Dinner My Darling" - Leonardo Rossetti | 01:49 | |
21. | Cannibals The Movie Trailer Music | Juan Iglesias | 01:57 |