Halloween Kills

How is it even possible that the same people who thrilled me so much with the previous film three years ago, this time shot something this... Strange and bad. About half of the runtime is taken up by unintentional jokes, a few intentional jokes, the rest is carnage, because Myers is raving nonstop this time and soon it starts to get old and annoying. The very beginning was great, and yes, the retro atmosphere was successful and the (quite one-sided) fight with the firefighters was good, but then it started to get worse and worse. I didn't care about the new characters and I was sorry for Jamie Lee Curtis getting pushed to the sidelines. In the end, I almost lost my head. A pity. (29/10/2021)

A film as pointless as Mynář's press conference. It doesn't bring anything new to the genre, a soup reheated so many times that it’s inedible, and when it does come up with something unusual, which I consider to be the "popular uprising" of Haddonfield residents, it's as silly as Ovčáček's tweets. And Michael Myers here strikes me as an immortal cyber version of the T-1000 from Terminator and not a flesh-and-blood creature. (19/10/2021)

Is it so much to ask for a slasher film to have at least a basic plot, character interaction and a touch of logic? Nothing big, just basic elements that won't make you tap your forehead every five minutes wondering what the hell those smart guys have come up with. The same old song, Myers, who dodges bullets, who doesn't get burned by fire and who miraculously manages to survive his death by stabbing, burning and shooting for the umpteenth time, wanders from house to house, killing whoever comes his way. Isn't that exactly what we saw in the last episode? Yes, it is! This one is exactly the same without the slightest innovation or addition! The stupidity of the characters knows no bounds and I can safely say that I have never seen a worse film in terms of character behaviour, and the dialogue is absolutely stupid and appalling. Die-hard fans of the franchise and slasher aficionados will gush about how awesome Halloween Kills is, but aside from the occasional juicy gore (which, by the way, could have been a class better and more original) and John Carpenter's soundtrack, there's nothing worth mentioning. You can polish a turd, but it’s still a turd, there's no better way to sum up this film, and I'm sick of what filmmakers are able to unleash on the world and what some viewers are able to eat up. Huge disappointment, awful and I'd rather throw my money out the window than go to the cinema to see this. I don't think I'll be watching the next one. (15/10/2021)

The worst Terminator sequel ever. Slashers have always flirted with a certain supernaturalness to their evil, and Carpenter's first Halloween was a pioneer in this regard. But he used the apparent inscrutability of Myers as a mysterious framework to which he cleverly subordinated the style, staging and behaviour of the desperate characters. In Halloween Kills, everything is turned upside down, the mysterious killer becomes nothing but a ripoff of Terminator, the focus is on brutality instead of atmosphere, and the story of vulnerable teenage girls is turned into a community-wide uprising, ending with a twist straight out of old sci-fi. If you don't look at it as just another Halloween, you're at least left with a fairly brisk and bloody slasher that occasionally tries to stylistically reference the classics, but even then it's no picnic. Laurie is just a number and the attempt to spread attention among a dozen characters fails miserably. 45 (19/10/2021)

Michael Myers escapes a fiery inferno and goes back to mowing people down. This time, however, he is confronted not by Jamie Lee Curtis, but by a town full of people who have suddenly remembered that this serial killer exists and has somehow hurt them all. And so Myers mows down one anonymous person after another, only to have it all come to an end. And the film leaves a rather uncomfortable feeling that David Gordon Green and Danny McBride may have meant well, but unfortunately in execution they negated the entirety of the previous installment and made a mediocre at best murder mystery built on an ambitious but completely misguided idea. This franchise can do better than that. And so do these filmmakers. (19/10/2021)