Directed by:
Martin WalzScreenplay:
Martin WalzCinematography:
Alexander HonischComposer:
Emil ViklickýCast:
Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Leonard Lansink, Iris Berben, Ralf Wolter, Meret Becker, Otto Sander, Dani Levy, Peter Krüger, Adriana Altaras, Gode Benedix (more)Plots(1)
A college professor, Mr. Smirnoff (Ralf Wolter) lures an attractive female student, who is willing to do just about anything to improve her grade, to New York's Hotel Quickie, where he avails himself of one of the free condoms provided by the management. However, the prophylactic in question has sprouted teeth and has a taste for blood, and before long, the prof is suddenly missing his member. Assigned to investigate this strange case is detective Luigi Mackeroni (Udo Samel), a detective with something hidden in his closet. When Luigi and a prostitute take a room at the Hotel Quickie for some fun and games, the detective himself is attacked by the carnivorous rubber. Now much better acquainted with his new nemesis, Luigi has to take his revenge on the killer condom, while trying to brush off the advances of burly transvestite Babette (Leonard Lansink). (official distributor synopsis)
(more)Cast
![Udo Samel](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/158/581/158581120_1fc225.jpg)
Udo Samel
West Germany
Best movies:
The Seventh Continent (1989)
Die Rebellion (1993) (TV movie)
Faraway, So Close! (1993)
![Peter Lohmeyer](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/159/255/159255916_976cc9.jpg)
Peter Lohmeyer
West Germany
Best movies:
Heidi (2015)
Soul Kitchen (2009)
The Miracle of Bern (2003)
![Leonard Lansink](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/311/160311103_f86194.jpg)
Leonard Lansink
West Germany
Best movies:
Knockin' on Heaven's Door (1997)
Der Tanz mit dem Teufel - Die Entführung des Richard Oetker (2001) (TV movie)
Killer Condom (1996)
![Iris Berben](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/168/761/168761417_nod4lm.jpg)
Iris Berben
West Germany
Best movies:
Eddie the Eagle (2016)
Compañeros (1970)
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
![Ralf Wolter](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/271/271540_0f0cef.jpg)
Ralf Wolter
German Empire
Best movies:
Wir Wunderkinder (1958)
The Treasure of the Silver Lake (1962)
Winnetou (1963)
![Meret Becker](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/158/139/158139977_07e5f2.jpg)
Meret Becker
West Germany
Best movies:
Comedian Harmonists (1997)
Life Is All You Get (1997)
Munich (2005)
![Otto Sander](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/159/896/159896451_d8e295.jpg)
Otto Sander
German Empire
Best movies:
The Boat (1981)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Comedian Harmonists (1997)
![Dani Levy](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/529/161529596_500aa3.jpg)
Dani Levy
Switzerland
Best movies:
Aimee & Jaguar (1999)
The People vs. Fritz Bauer (2015)
Killer Condom (1996)
Peter Krüger
Best movies:
Killer Condom (1996)
![Adriana Altaras](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/315/160315929_faa50c.jpg)
Adriana Altaras
Yugoslavia
Best movies:
The Perfect Secret (2019)
Gate to Heaven (2003)
Killer Condom (1996)
![Gode Benedix](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/110/161110563_4dc6fe.jpg)
Gode Benedix
Best movies:
Ku'damm 59 (2018) (series)
The Tunnel (2001)
Life Is All You Get (1997)
![Barbara Philipp](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/159/647/159647580_e9bfb9.jpg)
Barbara Philipp
West Germany
Best movies:
Home from Home - Chronicle of a Vision (2013)
The Reader (2008)
System Crasher (2019)
![Inga Busch](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/159/674/159674826_4ac8e6.jpg)
Inga Busch
West Germany
Best movies:
Eight Miles High! (2007)
Offroad (2012)
I'm Your Man (2021)
Ades Zabel
West Germany
Best movies:
Der Todesking (1990)
Killer Condom (1996)
Henning Schlüter
German Empire
Best movies:
One, Two, Three (1961)
Ludwig: The Mad King of Bavaria (1973)
The Tin Drum (1979)
![Heribert Sasse](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/685/160685938_2c5a81.jpg)
Heribert Sasse
Austria
Best movies:
The Lacemaker (1977)
Falco - Verdammt, wir leben noch! (2008)
Sources of Life (2013)
Evelyn Künneke
German Empire
Best movies:
Der Zauberberg (1982)
Fox and His Friends (1975)
Just a Gigolo (1978)
Hella von Sinnen
West Germany
Best movies:
Killer Condom (1996)
Neues vom Wixxer (2007)
![Monika Hansen](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/292/161292954_67b935.jpg)
Monika Hansen
Best movies:
Faraway, So Close! (1993)
Unveiled (2005)
The Promise (1995)
Florian Körner
Best movies:
Killer Condom (1996)